should-be-fwy-not-buffalo:

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

YOU NEED TO SEE HELPFUL BUS THOUGH.

tommypickles:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want a nun unless you got bunny shan-yu

poyzn:

Animals that are fabulously awesome.

moshimoshijeffyboydesu:

ten is a real bro

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS
ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND
HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE
I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”
Side note: It is named Cancri
Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE



Anyone confused. Watch the Doctor Who episode, Midnight. Might change your mind about this diamond planet…

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS

ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND

HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE

I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”

Side note: It is named Cancri

Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

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Anyone confused. Watch the Doctor Who episode, Midnight. Might change your mind about this diamond planet…

dailybunny:

Bunny Brothers Share a Fruit Plate
Happy Bunday! Thanks, Vicky and bunnies Jacks and Checkers!
[Ed. note: While there’s quite a lot of it this photo, please remember that fruit is a treat for bunnies and too much of it can cause digestive problems.]

dailybunny:

Bunny Brothers Share a Fruit Plate

Happy Bunday! Thanks, Vicky and bunnies Jacks and Checkers!

[Ed. note: While there’s quite a lot of it this photo, please remember that fruit is a treat for bunnies and too much of it can cause digestive problems.]

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr Photoset

rosereturns:

Settling in to be another clear night and pretty evening here in Night Vale. I hope all of you out there have someone to sleep through it with. Or, at least, good memories of when you did.

Goodnight, listeners. Goodnight.

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